the unofficial version

About me, minus the LinkedIn voice.

I'm Wansh. By night (5 PM to 3 AM IST) I'm an Enterprise SDR at WizCommerce, writing cold emails people actually reply to. This page is everything my LinkedIn is too professional to say.

Wansh making a heart with his hands in front of a waterfall
heart hands. a waterfall. peak SDR energy.

The origin story, sort of.

  1. Born

    Rourkela, Odisha.

    Born there. Never lived there. These days it mostly lives on my documents.

  2. Raised

    Dadra and Nagar Haveli.

    It's a Union Territory. I know you've never heard of it. That's fine. Most people from the next state haven't either.

  3. Class 12

    Passed during COVID.

    The board exams were cancelled, so I passed without sitting a single one. Still undefeated.

  4. Then

    B.Tech at KIIT.

    Studied software engineering for four years. Found out I liked people more than code. Went into sales.

Quick test. Where is Dadra and Nagar Haveli?

Pick one. No Googling, I can tell.

Wrong side of the country. Bold guess though.

Close. That is Diu, its new roommate. Keep going.

Correct. A tiny Union Territory squeezed between two big states. Since 2020 it is merged with Daman and Diu, so the name got longer and nobody knows it any better.

I get this one a lot. It is real. It has a pin code and everything.

If it has a score, I'm in.

The serious ones

Table tennis and snooker.

Table tennis every night at 3 AM, right after the shift. Snooker whenever someone is brave enough. We argued about who was winning so much that I built WizPong to settle it.

Go on. Press it.

Accepted. Loser buys chai.

Table tennis at 3 AM? I already have my shoes on.

Snooker. Best of three. Take your time, I will be at the table.

Any game. Any score. I will learn the rules on the way.

You picked the guy who built an app to prove who wins. Good luck.

Everything else

Competitive about anything.

Board games, video games, who finishes lunch first. If there is a winner, I would like it to be me.

The rest of the personality.

Anime

Mainstream and underrated.

The ones everyone has watched and the ones with 400 reviews. Tell me your favourite and I'll give you one you've never heard of. You name it, I've probably seen it.

Psychology

Why people say yes.

Human psychology is the hobby that turned into my job. I read about it, and sometimes I read other things too. Sometimes.

Wheels

Bikes and cars.

Two wheels or four, I'm happy as long as I'm the one driving. Passenger seat is for kittens.

Management

Two kittens. Growing too fast.

They were tiny a minute ago. Now they sit on the keyboard during calls. Press through the timeline.

Fit in one hand. Both of them. At the same time.

Found the keyboard. Sent an email that just said "jjjjjjjjj".

Twice the size, half the respect. They own the laptop now. I just rent it.

Want the serious version?

The road so far, the numbers and the replies are on the main page. Or just book a call and ask me about snooker.